Great Orb of Jello?!?
My $0.02:
Why is it that in most RPGs, characters are “graced by the light”, “protectors of the light”, or in lesser, more awesome cases, “blinded by the light”? Just once, I would like my character to be “protector of the Jello”. What amazing prospects arise when we change just that one word! Watch as our hero (who shouldn’t have to be a warrior or a mage, the local not-quite-prosperous dung salesman can be a hero as well) goes to the vast volcano dungeon to find the great Strawberry-Banana Orb of Jello just to find that the awesome heat of the said volcano (of which the dungeon resides) has magically transformed the great Strawberry-Banana Orb of Jello into the much-less-great Strawberry-Banana Puddle of Jello! I’m not even going to go into the lack of originality of the volcano, water, forest, or ruins of evil dungeon locales (a jokeshop of horror would be much more interesting).
Basically, what I’m saying is that I would like a game in which my noble dung salesmen must travel far and wide to the jokeshop of horror in search of the Strawberry-Banana Orb of Jello, as prophecized by the almighty Gelatin Gods, and then three more Orbs of Jello must follow (Tropical Punch, Orange, and Blue Raspberry) in more daring dungeons (the haunted pizza parlor, the worn-down amusement park, and the bright and cheerful medical office plaza). After the orbs are retrieved, they must be placed in the Freezer of Re-wigglyness, to bring wiggly and jiggly back to the Kingdom.
In the second playthrough, I would like to play as Bill Cosby searching for the great Pudding Pops.
That is flippin awesome. I’d buy that game.
That is awesome. I’d buy that game.